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You wake to a naked toddler in his bed

You wake to a naked toddler in YOUR bed

The car is not in the driveway where you parked it the night before

Your teenager is up before you, starting a science fair project due that day

The shower is backed up

The toilet is overflowing (and you suspect Hot Wheels to be the culprit)

There’s a rat floating in the pool

There’s a rat floating in the toilet

You fell asleep prior to rinsing the tint out of your hair

You wake up and see the color of your hair

Ah well….they can’t all be good days.